How To Be A Beach Voyeur
There’s no place in the world better suited to girl watching than the beach. The women are barely dressed and it’s perfectly acceptable for them to be that way. In fact, it’s pretty weird when a girl shows up at the beach and isn’t wearing a revealing bathing suit, especially if she’s attractive in any way. Nobody wants to see fat chicks in bikinis (almost nobody anyway) but we all want to see the pretty ladies in bikinis. In the following article I’ll detail strategies for you to become a beach voyeur without attracting too much unwanted attention to yourself.
The first thing you need to do is pick a good beach. Any beach will suffice if you’re just looking to check out a few hot girls and go on your way, but you need to select a high quality beach if you want to spend a day practicing your voyeur skills and put a significant number of babes in the spank bank. Your beach selection is going to be limited by your location in the world, but if you’re planning a vacation there are a few places you’ll want to concentrate on. If you’re on the east coast of the US, Miami is going to be the best place for you to go. The girls there wear the skimpiest bikinis you’ve ever seen and the beaches are flooded with people at all times. Plus, there’s an awful lot of plastic surgery taking place in Miami so you’re going to witness some of the most beautiful man made bodies in the world. On the west coast your best bet is San Diego or the Newport Beach area. If you’re traveling abroad you can’t go wrong with almost any popular beach in Brazil or Argentina.
One of the most important elements of being a beach voyeur is having a pair of high quality sunglasses. You want to make sure that people won’t be able to spot your eyes through the lenses because you’re going to be doing a lot of staring. Sunglasses with reflective lenses are the best for this so invest in a good pair before you head to the beach. You can also bring a pair of binoculars with you, using the excuse that you’ll be peering at surfers and boats on the ocean. Of course, you’ll be using them to get up close and personal views of the hottest babes on the beach, but no one has to know that. When you finally arrive at the beach location is very important. You’ll want to find a spot towards the back of the beach so it can seem like you’re looking at the ocean while you’re checking out girls. You’ll also want to pick a spot that has a high concentration of people so you can cover the most girls without having to make it obvious that you’re staring at anyone. If you find that your beach spot is devoid of women don’t hesitate to change positions or just go for a walk along the shore. With your sunglasses on no one will be able to spot your wandering eyes. Lastly, the boldest beach voyeurs among you can try bringing a digital camera to capture some shots of unsuspecting babes. It’s best to snap a picture when the girls are turned around, but if you’re feeling bold you can take a frontal shot, perhaps when the girl is distracted and looking away. Happy hunting!
